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I tried to fart and accidentally shat myself

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Our daughter's all grown up and I promised I'd explain...

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Everyday I joke,assure,inspire and embrace people.

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Someone asked where we found our dog.

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I hang out with outcasts because I've been shunned by everyone in class.

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They cornered Billy on the playground and laughed in his face.

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They make us waste time of are usless lives, in school saying life will get better with an education.

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I sit here, biting my arm, as I wipe tears from my eyes.

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As I lay on the table I studied my friends face curiously, never having seen liquid come out of her eyes before.

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i signed my note and breathed an immense sigh of relief.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I tried to fart and accidentally shat myself	11
Our daughter's all grown up and I promised I'd explain...	11
Everyday I joke,assure,inspire and embrace people.	11
Someone asked where we found our dog.	11
I hang out with outcasts because I've been shunned by everyone in class.	11
They cornered Billy on the playground and laughed in his face.	11
They make us waste time of are usless lives, in school saying life will get better with an education.	11
I sit here, biting my arm, as I wipe tears from my eyes.	11
As I lay on the table I studied my friends face curiously, never having seen liquid come out of her eyes before.	11
i signed my note and breathed an immense sigh of relief.	11